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Python Demotivational Poster


HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:22 am, #234656
monty python eh. 5L


KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something.


TAGS: tim the enchanter monty python
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:20 am, #207014
5 decapitations
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 10:32 pm, #206989
I agree completely.
rudeboy308 - December 14, 2010, 9:28 pm, #206973
I quote this line to people who don't believe me when I tell them something. Why not? It's only one of the funniest movies ever.


WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm, #209534
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am, #178379
Perfection.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #178378
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am, #178358
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm, #177194
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm, #176524
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm, #176468
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm, #176466
Loooook!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176464
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm, #176444
**** - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm, #176441
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm, #176439
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm, #176435
LOL! great reference 5/5


BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!


TAGS: burn witch kill monty python
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by DaedraEater

bucketheadfan - November 14, 2009, 1:40 pm, #136555
A DUCK!
Adam - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm, #90325
What else floats in water? APPLES! CHURCHES! Uhm, VERY SMALL ROCKS!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 2:44 pm, #78820
So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood. And therefore.... A WITCH.
rick - November 20, 2008, 10:37 am, #38056
..and what do you burn, apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 12, 2008, 5:43 am, #35684
She turned me into a newt... ...I got better
Amaterasu - November 12, 2008, 5:42 am, #35683
Well, she looks like a witch!
forlorn - November 2, 2008, 11:15 am, #32555
but how do you knoooow she's a witch?
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 3:34 pm, #27617
Build a bridge out of her!!!


GERMAN TAUNTER DOGS -


TAGS: python taunter
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:29 pm, #210900
6 Laughing lions fart in your general direction!
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:13 pm, #196443
Magnifique!
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 11:47 pm, #196391
You need a shave RL.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 11:45 pm, #196390

...ummmm....its a trap....olo....5L admiral....sweet!
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 11:40 pm, #196389
Very Funny Admiral...5er


IS YOUR WIFE A GOER? -




ARE YOU SUGGESING -


TAGS: pzy monty python coconut migration
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:51 am, #219079
you have to watch Monty Python And The Holy Grail!
house - May 25, 2011, 2:34 am, #219075
i don't get it
spacedog - May 24, 2011, 8:03 pm, #219051
Hilarious pzykosiz!
mindseye - May 24, 2011, 7:36 pm, #219047
sometimes, absolute and unquestionable genius is found on motifake.....
Airman - May 24, 2011, 6:04 pm, #219038
lol
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:06 pm, #219024

ehem....huge lolz...fav'd


HOW NOT TO BE SEEN -


TAGS: greeny monty python
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

McBum - August 2, 2011, 4:18 am, #222329
Now it's just a simple matter of exploding everything until you find him. Then maybe just a bit more after that.
Sean - July 26, 2011, 5:13 pm, #221952
But of course ... kaBOOOM!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm, #221944
5 Pythons.
Greeny - July 26, 2011, 1:41 pm, #221936
lol


I FART - in your general direction


TAGS: john cleese fart monty python
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by livemorbidia

Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am, #209485

ok ok...so i had to drop a 5L on this....lol.


HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!


TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm, #245701
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm, #239197
It's only a flesh wound!


life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am, #255721
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm, #255710
Been There .


CRUNCHY FROG - Well don't you even take the bones out? If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?


TAGS: crunchy frog monty python pickles
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2011, 5:54 am, #219483
Well played.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:21 am, #78777
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary like Praline or Lime Cream ? A very popular flavour I'm led to understand.


GREAT PARENTING - save the baby from being strangled to death or take a picture to show friends when they come over


TAGS: baby python
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

gas - November 17, 2011, 9:42 pm, #225905
hard decision..
tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:55 pm, #225898
OMG... seriously.


NORWAY IS NOT FUNNY - BUUUT -




HELP! - I'm being repressed.


TAGS: monty python
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Carl Lilja

Airman - November 24, 2009, 11:27 am, #139310
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
spacedog - November 24, 2009, 11:05 am, #139303
Shut up you bloody stupid peasant.


MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS TEAM - The Collective Term For Genius




Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -


TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm, #250098
I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm, #250097
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm, #250096
As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm, #250093
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


PINING FOR THE FJORDS -


TAGS: lovely plumage python
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - February 2, 2012, 5:23 pm, #228749
5orry Airman, I was bu5y fixin' me lovely plumage.
suckatgolf - February 2, 2012, 2:57 pm, #228738
Nailed there?
mariand - February 2, 2012, 12:44 pm, #228732
I guess you're right... 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...'
Airman - February 2, 2012, 10:53 am, #228725
wow... not one Python quote from that skit. Starting to think this place just shifted to a younger generation..
mariand - February 2, 2012, 5:14 am, #228702
yeah, forever...


DEAD PARROT - "I WISH TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!"


TAGS: monty python dog dead parrot
Rating: 2.85/5
Derek - November 12, 2009, 3:12 pm, #136112
Mmmm a Norwegian Blue!


MARVEL PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -


TAGS: monty python holy grail iron man doctor doom
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm, #194286
Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.
Kspace - September 16, 2010, 8:29 am, #194061
In all seriousness crossing Doom over into Iron Man for one of the movies wouldn't necessarily suck worse than Iron Man 2...


NOT A DEAD PARROT - But it has a beautiful blue plumage


TAGS: parrot monty python
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Greeny - May 11, 2011, 5:44 am, #218413
That's an awful big-headed finishing nail rl, looks more like an 8d
crankyhead - May 11, 2011, 4:57 am, #218412
he's pining for the fjord5
Sean - May 10, 2011, 11:38 pm, #218402
This parrot is now singing with the choir invisible!
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:42 pm, #218390
Stunned? He's expired. If he was milk, his date would be sometime last spring.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 5:51 pm, #218377
no no no! he's stunned
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 5:31 pm, #218376

resting?...he's shuffled off this mortal coil. look...you can see the finishing nail in his claw holding him up. resting....p'ffft.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 3:33 pm, #218370
he's restin


NUDGE NUDGE -


TAGS: python nudge nudge
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Airman

DavidLister - March 8, 2011, 9:22 pm, #213837
Oh, nice one...
Techie - March 8, 2011, 9:37 am, #213787
Nods as good as a wink to a blind bat
Kohnel - March 7, 2011, 11:59 pm, #213777
Does your wife like Games sir?
culos - March 7, 2011, 5:31 pm, #213747
suits you sir! suits you!
spacedog - March 7, 2011, 5:28 pm, #213746
Know what I mean?


LADY OF THE LAKE -


TAGS: monty python movie quote a day late
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:42 pm, #163779
Well, how'd she become lady of the lake? 5L


HOW NOT TO BE SEEN -


TAGS: monty python
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - May 13, 2009, 10:59 pm, #79922
It's a popular skit, so everyone should know it, and you did credit them with you tags.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:58 pm, #79920
Yeah, it is, somewhere. I lifted it line for line but should have attributed it, since it was meant as tribute.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 10:50 pm, #79918
That clip has got to be on Youtube. Poor Mr. Nesbitt. He had a wife and seventeen kittens (and a mis***** or three).


Hit points -


TAGS: python
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by jake

WTF - February 26, 2009, 4:31 pm, #62033
I'll do you for that!
Ag218 - November 21, 2008, 4:43 pm, #38458
Tis but a scratch!
RPGeek - August 3, 2008, 6:44 am, #12426
C|N>K you bastard! :)


JOHN CLEESE - He's sensing a disturbance in the force


TAGS: john cleese monty python force star wars
Rating: 2.77/5


MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS - American Division


TAGS: monty python big steps
Rating: 2.38/5


THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...




Dead means dead -


TAGS: dead parrot python
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 5:03 pm, #250680
I've never heard of the "bleeding choir invisible" before, lol
Silverheart - August 2, 2013, 10:27 am, #248269
He's just pining for the fjords
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:04 pm, #248247
Heh
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:49 pm, #248244
THIS. IS. AN. EX-SPIDER!


Fierce Creatures -


TAGS: killer bunnies medieval myths monty python satire rabbit of caerbannog
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:32 am, #250165
5L but...Monty Python's version was funnier...just sayin',teehee.
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 12:45 am, #250158
That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bone5!
lgvernon - September 30, 2013, 10:05 pm, #250154

I think that's why we eat them, now. REVENGE!~5LLLLLs


You're not fooling anyone, you'll be stone dead in a moment -


TAGS: monty python holy grail dead collector save your receipts right see you thursday silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 5:36 pm, #250181
5 huge L's and you know why silvie!


DOUGLAS ADAMS -


TAGS: monty python 1974 may topic
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:20 pm, #219162
My favorite is still the BBC rendition of Hitchiker's
rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 8:47 pm, #219155
I still bring my towel everywhere, even when I'm having a tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle. But I don't panic. Adams was taken from us way too early.
Sean - May 25, 2011, 2:22 pm, #219116
You know, I've never actually read THGTTG, and not just because Aggy once told me that THGTTG stands for Two Huge Guys Take Turns Giving.
Haarakkon - May 25, 2011, 1:40 am, #219072
When I found out he wrote for the Flying Circus and actually made 2 appearances on the show, he was instantly deified (in this household, anyway).
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 12:19 am, #219067
ten years later, I'm still thanking him for all the fi5h


none shall pass -




Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am, #255608
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am, #255606

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


GOLD MEDAL - Thanks, but we already have one in Hockey. Now go away! Or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!


TAGS: moooooooooo the olympics and monty python shaken and stirred
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 6:09 am, #172512
Silly English Keeeenigggghhits!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 4:55 pm, #161968
Thats really, whats the word I am trying to say??? Uh yeah, CORNY!!!! It is good, but come on!!!
MustyK - March 2, 2010, 4:01 am, #161366
Classic 5l's. I see a potential Hall of Famer.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 6:35 pm, #161292
He launches the French men over the wall.
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:22 pm, #161289
Kant, nipple rings in the udders get caught on the dogma
R.S.Jake - March 1, 2010, 6:18 pm, #161288
So....does he throw himself over the wall at the knights?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 6:11 pm, #161286
Fetche la vache!.....you silly English Knnnnnngits.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:46 pm, #161281
Your mother is a beaver and your father smells of moosemilk. 5 silly K-nighits.
MO - March 1, 2010, 1:21 pm, #161250
So much win, it's almost a sin!!
LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 11:26 am, #161240
All 4 n****** too.
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 11:17 am, #161237
Mooo+ I didn't know you had both your ears pierced. 5L


THE MAY ASSIGNMENT -


TAGS: may assignment monty python creosote
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:55 am, #219080
LOL
AgentNoir - May 24, 2011, 3:06 pm, #219022
Just a little friendly fun, guys -- I actually enjoy the challenge of the a**ignments.


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TAGS: monty python visitors audrey lequator
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

fascistfrenchman - April 18, 2014, 8:52 pm, #254375
Brian Lequator (to wife) : I told you to lay off the beans, you wh***! :P


AND SAINT ATTILA RAISED THE HAND GRENADE UP ON HIGH -


TAGS: is watching too much monty python a bad thing
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Sean - October 17, 2009, 2:16 am, #127401
Good God man, don't leave thine loyal bretheren hanging. Large "chu"?????


WIVES - Alyce - "John! Get down from there!" "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water!" - John. (Who, that night, slept soundly on the couch.)


TAGS: monty python french man grail
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 1:20 am, #206998
I've learned to live witthout respect. It's funny how fast you aquire that trait when being aprenticed to shiek grabs-a-lot
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:41 pm, #206981
check your pm's ICEBAG
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:40 pm, #206980
Or Mr. Blaque, whichever. Oui, mon ami?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:39 pm, #206979
I guess I'm OK with that. Thanks Mr. pink.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:37 pm, #206978
It appears he did.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:37 pm, #206977
Did ICE just call me Mr Black?
rerun - December 14, 2010, 9:35 pm, #206976

you would have better results with $35.00 and a room, clean sheets optional.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:35 pm, #206975
Mr. Kettle, Mr. Pot. Meet Mr. Black.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 pm, #206974
all in god fun. I respect you all....except Goat cheese sammich, he's disgusting.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:25 pm, #206972
Heh, heh. You're one cold blooded someb**** Moooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm, #206971
Maybe you were just too cheap....(I'm not trying to perpetuate any stereotypes)
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm, #206970
Right. Given the considerations.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm, #206969
Keep dreaming Mooooooooooooo. She said no & she means it.
rerun - December 14, 2010, 9:20 pm, #206968

No she isn't...if she was she would like me too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:17 pm, #206967
all in good fun, Ice and I have been insulting each other for a long time...hey ICE! yur mom's a wh***!
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:13 pm, #206966
Calm down fellas. Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:10 pm, #206964
I concur...that b**** needs help.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:09 pm, #206963
I wish your sister would stay away from the cat box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:00 pm, #206962
don't listen to ICE.....he's got a sandy Va-jay-jay.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 8:59 pm, #206961
Again. More regret.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 8:54 pm, #206960
Thanks so very much for that tidbit. We had no clue.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:07 pm, #206910
"His" = John Cleese, who plays the French man depicted here.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:06 pm, #206908
Alyce is the name of his current wife... just for your information.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 7:05 pm, #206907
No way man, Monty python is public domain here. You did good. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:02 pm, #206906
No. Its nit intended to reflect upon him in any way. And no it is not his so I don't have to ask him to use it. Though in hindsight I feel as though I shouldn't have done this one.
culos - December 14, 2010, 5:38 pm, #206879
Is that a picture of Reality Lord? Did you ask for his permission to use it???


THERE WILL BE NO GRADUATION - Until you tell me how many pieces of brain are stuck in my head




EELS - My hovercraft is full of them.


TAGS: hovercraft eels monty python
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by heavenquake

. . . . - February 26, 2009, 12:24 pm, #62003
Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!
BuZZbomb - January 6, 2009, 11:27 pm, #49913
I will not buy this tobacconist. It is scratched. Would you like to go back to my place? Bouncy Bouncy!
pro - January 6, 2009, 10:09 pm, #49895
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
NREEEOW - January 6, 2009, 8:00 pm, #49857
I love this. So much.


HE CUTS DOWN TREES - he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra




KNIGHTS ARE STOOPID! - Should just cut their heads off and get it over with!


TAGS: arrogant knight arrogant knight knights monty python
Rating: 1.06/5

More motifakes by upyours

GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 12:33 pm, #192265
and we locked the door on him on his way out
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 12:31 pm, #192264
Sir Logic! Nevermind this kid... he knows not what blasphemy he's done... a passing 'tard, that's all.
LogicDude - September 4, 2010, 12:29 pm, #192262
This upyours fella seems like a bit of a douche...survey says: DING! DING! DING! Or has this Timmy wannabe changed his tune since this poster?
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:46 pm, #157722
Awful.
spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:24 am, #156514
This is a little weird.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:26 pm, #156490
how did all these attack posters get approved?
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:40 pm, #156458

upyours, care to explain this? Are you making tribute posters or hateful ones?


Man eating Beaver -


TAGS: oregon home invasion monty python
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

mizzdizz - June 29, 2015, 1:18 am, #261809
man eating beaver???? I was SOOoooo disappointed!!! I thought of something else entirely! LOL!
GaryO - June 28, 2015, 10:15 pm, #261808
I hooked one while salmon fishing....don't hook one....ever
JesusWept - June 28, 2015, 5:50 pm, #261807
Death awaits them with nasty, big, pointy teeth... L L L L L


Rabbit Revolution -


TAGS: rabbit cat monty python animals
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 5:23 am, #260525
black cat victim of its own unluckiness! 5 L
Oldsod - March 21, 2015, 4:13 pm, #260477
What an eccentric performance...


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tenacity -




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Spanish Inquisition -


TAGS: spanis inquisition monty python party
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 9:55 pm, #257760
I did. But by the time they got there they had forgotten what to do XD. (Nice poster btw)
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 9:22 pm, #257759
Jesus tell your inquisition guys to check out poster 175843...rerun, I mean that fella could use a little help with a party...teehee


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